Omg I was just at work today typing up a letter when I smelt a big fat smelly fart! I was trying to hold my breath so I wouldn't get infected by the diseased smell but to no avail.  There are three other ladies in my office and I am trying to figure out which one of them it was.  Not very ladylike farting I know. 

 

There's:

a) skinny old lady (what could she possibly have to fart out?)

b) bubbly and meaty 40year old (she is bubbly)

c) quiet girl in the corner (could she be the silent farter?)

d) me (no it wasnt me!)

 

so whodunnit?